All right, Martin, stop me if you heard this one.

Okay.

But you got some paranormal ghost chases out there wandering the woods where they shouldn't be.

End up missing because they shouldn't have the asses out there in the first place.

They always think they're smarter than they actually are.

Yep, yep.

And then they end up missing.

Only trace left of them is a camcorder in one lone tape that shows the last time they were seen.

No, they were not looking for the Blair Witch, Martin.

There's a whole different group of dumbasses out there.

They weren't looking for the Blair Witch. These are a new Scooby-Doo team called the

paranormal paranoids out there. Yeah. Went out in the woods once too many times.

It was inevitable. It was inevitable. Yeah. Well, they were all found dead except for one person. And that is Riley. Riley is the, then they go hunting ghosts and doing shit they shouldn't be doing. Look at them, they're not Scooby-Doo. Scooby-Doo in the game would be. They said, man, we would have solved this case by now.

Well, see, they don't have a Fred Jones who can set up traps.

That are a talking dogs.

Yeah.

Y'all need a potter and a talking dog.

That's what was missing.

But, yeah, there was one girl.

There it is.

Riley, justice for Riley.

Riley is the only one that wasn't found dead.

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