Once upon a time there was a radio show called the Eric Matax's show.

It had an announcer named Todd, who was the handsomeest announcer in the land.

Eric was bitterly jealous of Todd's good looks.

But there was nothing he could do.

He just had to accept that cruel fate had made him as ugly as a told.

Here's toad face himself.

Eric Matax.

My friend Todd Wilkeson.

Thanks Todd.

Hey folks, it's Eric Matax's.

This is our two of the Eric Matax's show.

We have two hours.

The first one we like to call our one.

The second one called me crazy.

But I call it our two.

In our two today, in a few minutes, we're going to be talking about marriage week with my friends Sheila Weber and Heather Grizzle.

We aired it about a week ago, but it was so good and marriage week is so important that I said I want to hear it again.

So some of you may have heard this before, but a couple of minutes talk to them.

In a moment, I'm going to be speaking with our friend John Zmirak.

Now I know you're excited.

Oh, you're listening now, right?

I know.

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