Shea Diamond Proves Everything is Gay

We're Having Gay Sex

Ashley Gavin & Studio71

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2021

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Shea Diamond (Spotify "I am Her", "American Pie", "I am America", "Good Pressure") blesses us by breaking into song on this episode. Shea recounts her tale of running away from home so that she could come out of the closet. But don't worry, it gets better, and the happy ending includes Sam Smith and The Buttigieg family. Ashley gets an angry email from her aunt after a TikTok goes viral. Gara is a chamber of secrets. Shea can be found at @iamsheadiamond on IG and Twitter. She is Shia Diamond on Spotify. Newsletter & Live Events: bit.ly/WHGSPodcast @ashgavs on ig and twitter. @ashgavscomedy on tiktok. @garararararara on ig. @queerdancebaby on tiktok. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Also something about cross country that I'm starting to realize is it was just very gay
0:04.4	Everything is gay
0:06.7	Haven't I taught you anything read the book at night time is fucking gay
0:11.8	Reading your book at night time people are looking over at their books being like wait our books
0:16.3	Our books are so gay. Oh, I think I'll read a book today
0:35.5	Nice to meet you in person. Yes, I'm Ashley. This is Gara. Hi Ashley. Hi, Gara. Um, oh my gosh. I'm so excited
0:44.2	I read your full Wikipedia page a few. I don't remember how initially I found out about your work
0:51.8	But then I found you and I read your Wikipedia page and I was like holy shit. I need to get her on the block
1:08.7	Well, you know Pete Buttigieg. It's like that huge
1:12.0	There's a huge scandal where they found out that Pete Buttigieg edited a bunch of his we do not shit on Pete Buttigieg
1:18.8	We do not read Shia's Wikipedia
1:25.2	Sorry
1:26.3	Pete Buttigieg's song is
1:29.9	Shia's song Shia wrote Pete Buttigieg's like
1:34.1	Oh, God you have your own she is here. Oh, I'm so sorry
1:39.7	Okay, well sorry for fucking up from both of us now immediately within meeting you mispronouncing your name and shitting on Pete Buttigieg
1:47.0	So we're off to a great start here
1:50.0	Buttigieg's like you could be like I'm Pete's a strange half-sister like you could say that and I would believe that
1:56.0	See actually the truth is Chastain is actually my child
2:04.1	So like you know
2:08.1	I trust my son you know
2:10.9	And also and also little Nas and Dali pardon is my god mama
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