Shea Anything: Mickey's Managing
The Mets Pod
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4.6 • 796 Ratings
🗓️ 11 May 2018
⏱️ 36 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, everybody, it's the Shay Anything podcast. |
| 0:10.9 | Another edition. |
| 0:11.7 | Doug Williams here alongside Andy Martino. |
| 0:13.7 | Hi, Andy. |
| 0:14.2 | Hi, Doug. |
| 0:14.8 | Can you please tell the people what a soft-closed toilet is? |
| 0:17.8 | Well, yeah, we were just admiring Jerry Blevins's tweet. |
| 0:20.6 | It reads, |
| 0:21.3 | Our apartment has these amazing soft-closed toilets, but now I slam every hotel toilet I come |
| 0:26.2 | across like I'm Grankowski after a touchdown. Andy, I don't think, had ever come across a soft-closed |
| 0:31.1 | toilet. My toilets are all hard clothes. Yeah, soft-closed toilets are interesting. You know, |
| 0:36.4 | you go to the bathroom, you put the toilet seat down, and it just kind of slowly goes down. There's no slam effect. I'll tell you what. |
| 0:44.5 | I understand, though, that once you're used to that, and Jerry Blumman's at a hotel, and he just drops the seat, and it just slam. So that's the point. Well, first of all, I'm a Marriott guy. |
| 0:55.0 | So clearly not in the class of society that gets the soft closed toilet hotels. |
| 0:59.0 | Second of all, on the subject of toilets, I had one put into my house recently. |
| 1:06.0 | Well, it was replacing one that didn't work. |
| 1:08.0 | All I want to say about this where we move on to baseball is that it was the least fun way to spend a significant amount of money in the history of my life. |
| 1:14.7 | Because I had a toilet. |
| 1:16.5 | Then the guy came and did some stuff. |
| 1:18.5 | I wrote a big check and then I had a toilet. |
| 1:20.5 | It was such an uninspiring way to spend some dough. |
| 1:24.4 | I'm just picturing our guy, Glenn, at animating sports. |
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