0:00.0	You know how people have like an evil cat? I've got a fat dog that's disinterested.
0:06.6	And everyone's like, oh, she fat, dude, look at that. That's so much neck fat.
0:11.6	She's a little self-conscious about it but look at that what are you
0:15.0	doing with all that miss where did you get all that hi Dan soda here I'm on the
0:19.3	road Myrtle told you she loves homeless pimp so much
0:24.0	that she's just going to give up and go lick him.
0:26.0	Watch, and she's gone.
0:28.0	Oh, she's going to her kennel.
0:30.0	Damn, she's madam going on the road.
0:31.0	I just got back from the road.
0:32.0	She's so mad, I'm going back going on the road. I just got back from the road. She's so mad
0:33.4	I'm going back out on the road. But I am. I got to pay for her food and her
0:37.5	chew toys and shit and her kosiquin for her hips. Dog owners know what I'm talking about. I'm going to be in Nashville,
0:46.0	Tennessee March 28th through the 30th at Zaney's, one of my favorite clubs in the
0:50.8	world, so go check me out at Zaney's Nashville and
0:53.8	then I'm gonna be at the Omaha Funny Bone in Nebraska April 12th and 13th DC
0:59.2	Improv April 19th through the 21st and Columbus Ohio I'll be at the funny bone May 31st and June 1st
1:06.8	Other dates my pop up go to dance order. Come see where I'm at buy a ticket
1:12.2	I love you.
1:13.0	other comics say that but I mean it.
1:15.0	I fucking love you.
1:17.0	Yeah?
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