I almost had a fight, uh, quote unquote crack hit today.

Almost had a fight a crack kid. He wasn't a crack kid, but he was mentally, he was kind of like not fully there. What happened? So basically, is this the school story? The school story. So today I was at work. He sat down raw, so we got to just get it. Yeah, I slipped in my hoodie like no lube, right? So I'm at school. I'm at work and the kids are doing their little mild thing, whatever, because today's early day, they get out a little earlier, so we have extra time, right? They're running, you know, I was a gate, you know, from the school to the outside of the, like, you know, the street. Yeah. There's just, I don't see the guy until after two girls come up to me and they're scared as fuck. What the fuck?

Yeah.

And they're like, there's just weird dude who's just kicking this soccer ball. And then he's, uh, he's looking at as insane weird things like, I'm going to kid these kids. This is that blah, blah, like straight up. And I see the guy. He's already at the corner. and he's still turning onto our gate of the school.

He's wearing black shirt,

red shorts.

He's like, he just got out of fucking bed.

He's kicking a shirt, red shorts. He's like, he just got out of fucking bed. He's kicking a fucking soccer one has a toy car with him. That the hell. Random as fuck, right? And he has like a cigarette or straw in his fucking ear. So I'm all, okay, I'm going to go handle this. So the kids all, you know, stay away. I i start walking up and then i'm not even trying

i'm not going to press the guy i'm just wondering what he's going to do like what is this guy doing

because he's kicking the ball in the fucking parking lot and shit he's walking and he sees me walking

like just towards kind of where he's at and then he presses me from the gate and he's like can i

help you i'm like can i help you reverse psychology he's like he's like can I help you I'm like can I help you reverse psychology I'm like

can I hope you he's like nah I'm just what do you want I'm like I don't want anything what do you

want and then the point was he was right here behind the game I'm over here and I could barely

hear him because he starts he's like mumbling when he's talking too and then he keeps he keeps saying

some random shit and all i heard was him saying a statement like the kids this nab blah blah blah and he

asked for my name he's like what's your name i'm like i'm not giving you my name i was like what the

fuck's your name paul gives me his full government name fucking first middle and last name bro but i didn't

hear his fucking name i didn't hear it because he was like kind of far away.

And then fucking he's like, nah, man, fucking you should give me your, no, you got give me your name fucking with these kids like whatever, blah, blah. And then I'm like, huh? I said, huh, I out loud three times because I couldn't even fucking hear the guy. And then when he gets mad, he's like, all right. I'm gonna catch you right now, homie.

Goes and bro, I'm like, all right. I'm going to catch you right now,

homie goes. And bro, I'm like, this guy could easily hop the gate, but he doesn't. So he's not that tall. Then he goes to the office. He tries to ring the bell in the office and he starts causing the scene. Oh, man. So it turns out. So we're like getting the kids all to the fucking cafeteria to stay on lockdown

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