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What, losing good time? Are we rolling?

This is Kelly Cajon. I just, this reminds me of when Tom Jones played with Sting at the Hollywood

Bowl. Sting sounded like this. This is the mic that Taylor is keeping for herself hold on.

That's not true. This is the Taylor mic to hear how sharp and amazing and perky that sounds.

Here's my sleepy, diluted heroin microphone that I was given. I don't care. I'm Kelly Cajon. I give

good mic. Good phone. Hey girl, hang. Welcome back to another episode of my weekly podcast,

D-E-S-Taylor. Hey girl, hey, where did you get that idea? Let's talk about

Hey girl, hey, oh, I can tell you how the fuck did that happen? I'll tell you in a second.

It's very, it's, it's fun. I wish I, it's the opposite of bitch face, which I have.

The reason why I haven't been more successful on TV is because I don't have a fun greeting.

Okay. And you need to step it up. This is why I love Hey girl, hey, my guess is we

Kelly Cajon, hey girl, hey, hey girl, hey girl, hey, you know, but why am I saying this? I need

to know my guy. I put up a Christmas tree. I hold my hands. Why? Kelly. Why am I saying, hey girl,

what does it mean? All your, all your listeners, viewers, non-viewers, whatever they're called today.

Old people like old OGs, they know, but like, what is Hey girl? Fine, I'll tell you. So

it come from what's the origin? But wait, can I just intro before I do that? I'm Kelly

Cajon, check it. Google me. Let's go. Let's go on. I don't need. We'll do it later. Kelly is a

television personality. I'm not. I haven't been on TV for two years. Oh, oh, two years.

C level. I mean, I don't, I don't have been trying to be on TV. For those of you who

know, even knows what TV is anymore. Let's get to the point. Where does it work? I'm running the

interview. Where does Hey girl, hey, where does Hey girl, hey, hey, are you laughing or is Simone

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