She's in Azerbaijan for This Amazing Reason
Eating For Free
Joan Summers and Matthew Lawson
4.8 • 534 Ratings
🗓️ 14 May 2026
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
In which we talk Katy Perry at the Azerbaijan Grand Prix, Spencer Pratt's LA Mayoral run, AI at Cannes, music-tour cancellations, and the corporate destruction of live music.
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About Eating For Free:
Hosted by journalists Joan Summers and Matthew Lawson, Eating For Free is a weekly podcast that explores gossip and power in the pop culture landscape: Where it comes from, who wields it, and who suffers at the hands of it. Find out the stories behind the stories, as together they look beyond the headlines of troublesome YouTubers or scandal-ridden A-Listers, and delve deep into the inner workings of Hollywood's favorite pastime. The truth, they've found, is definitely stranger than any gossip.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm I'm a I'm I'm |
| 0:21.6 | I'm |
| 0:22.6 | I'm |
| 0:23.6 | I'm |
| 0:24.6 | I'm |
| 0:25.6 | I'm Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Hmm. |
| 1:11.8 | So why don't you tell me what brings you into my office today? |
| 1:15.8 | Oh, me? I'm just here. |
| 1:33.6 | Well, on your intake form, it's said that you were suffering from, and let me get this correct, acute, boner, spastic, uncontrollable horny syndrome. Well, that's not entirely true. |
| 1:42.2 | I'm also gay. Oh, okay. Okay. I'm sorry, I'm nervous. I just know that's important sometimes when talking to professionals about this stuff. |
| 1:48.1 | You hesitated before saying gay. Let's talk through that. |
| 1:52.5 | I mean, it's just not something I've been comfortable with most of my life. |
| 1:59.0 | I can tell. I can tell. Yeah, the Bjork shirt says much of this. |
| 2:00.9 | What do you mean? She's just an amazing artist. I don't understand. Yes, no. Talk me through your relationship. She's global, right? People all around the world love Bjork, of all times. See, your defensiveness coupled with your hesitation. Is it a gay thing? Is it a gay thing? Just tell me. See, I'm here to listen. And what you're doing right now is something that we call faggot projection in the business. |
| 2:23.8 | See, you came here to deal with your boners. |
| 2:26.5 | And now you're dealing with being gay. |
| 2:29.0 | You've gotten very defensive. |
| 2:31.3 | I just want to ask, as a child, did you find yourself having to explain yourself a lot? |
| 2:37.2 | To a mother, maybe? I mean, I didn't really have parents growing up. It was just my grandma, no one else. |
| 2:44.1 | And she was mean to me a lot, but I always thought it was really kind of her, you know? I tried to communicate when I could. |
| 2:50.8 | May I ask, did you ever try on her ruby red slippers in the mirror? |
| 2:57.0 | I don't know what you're talking about. |
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