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We're famous Perez Perez Perez, he'll send

It's the PHP

Hey guys, welcome to the PHP my name is Booker. He is Perez. What's going on man? I am gonna get dick soon

Not soon, but next year once it's safe. I will

I still like that it's next year though. I mean I may as well say I'm gonna have dick next year

I mean that forever away. Come on. What are you talking about?

I don't feel safe hooking up right now

But there's two guys that I think I'm gonna make a move on which I'm very happy about

One who actually straight up sent me like a nude photo on Instagram and he's hot. So I'm so into it

And the other one I was chatting with last night

I DM this guy back and I'm like do I know you and he said yeah, we went out on a date in 2001

And I'm like oh my god, you have a great memory. I have an awful memory

I think one of the reasons why is because I've been getting four hours of sleep every night for the last week and a half

My body and brain are falling apart four hours of not not not even on the weekend when I can usually catch up on sleep

I've been able to catch up on sleep because there's just so much to do booker and I recorded a five minute show before this

And I realized fuck I'm not recording and then we had to do the intro all over again

He's all scatterbrained today

So I wanted to give him something different and new to talk about the beginning of the shows that would refresh the

Completely different show than the last show

I was all wound up because

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