She Lost Her Eye To A Speck Of Glitter?! Feel Good Friday

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 524 Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2021

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Puppy fever continues, but this time it's for Narwhal — the golden retriever who has a deformity that makes him cuter than imaginable. The gang discusses a shocking link between the devastating disease, ALS and those who work in the military. Speaking of devastating, this one goes out to all you coffee drinkers out there. Your morning brown might be leading you down a road to dementia. Finally, in this weeks "What The Hellth?!", we cover the unfortunate case of a woman who lost her freakin' eyeball from just one tiny speck of glitter. Yet another reason why glitter is the absolute worst.

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0:00.0	Hi, Steve Patterson here, host of the debaters, the show where Canada's best comics battle it out.
0:05.2	This week, we're asking if silence is golden, which is quite the question for two comedians.
0:09.6	And this goes without saying.
0:11.5	Listen wherever you get your podcasts.
0:15.0	This is a CBC podcast.
0:21.9	And we're sitting now, yeah.
0:23.6	We go to kids, yeah, all the money is.
0:27.1	We go to the kids, yeah, all in our eyes.
0:30.8	We go to things, yeah, all in our heads, we're want to start. No. Yeah.
0:38.7	We're going to make you feel.
0:40.4	Oh, God.
0:41.4	It's true.
0:42.4	We want to start this week off with some feel-gift-Fri-Friday feels.
0:50.8	Look, Brian, I don't want to make you feel bad. Oh. So we're going to, I'm going to just like make a little shit sandwich here. Actually, it'll be a shit melt. Okay, wait, wait, wait. But you said you wanted to start this week off with some Feel Good Friday vibes. I immediately took that as like we were about to watch something cute. We are. Okay. but like I said, I'm going to make a shit melt.
1:12.1	Okay. So the cute thing first and then it's going to suck after that. It'll be an upside down
1:17.9	shit melt. I'm going to start with the shit and then we'll go to. Okay. Okay. Okay. I follow.
1:22.5	All right. So, uh, you, this is an open face. I need, yeah. I need you. I need you. I seriously need you to shut the fuck up about your TikTok account and how much your TikTok account. I haven't said, I haven't said anything. Because of your dog. 100%. You do not shut up about it. I haven't. And it is highly annoying. However, however, you're so jealous. However, yeah,
1:46.2	right. See, that's actually true. That's actually true because I'm, I'm pretty sure I've
1:52.4	intentionally avoided saying anything about my TikTok account around Jeremy because I didn't want
1:57.3	him to feel jealous and also then ream me out for it.
2:03.5	Like a Taylor's right as if he believes this shit. Jared, Jared the other day was like, he was saying to me, he was like, man, fuck, dude, like, I've been fucking, I've been posting TikToks and like, and fucking I, I'm posting TikToks on my dog, but like, I'm not getting, He was like, I don't understand why don't.
2:16.1	He's like, I don't know if it's his hashtags or what?
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