She Got The National Guard On The Phone And They Told Her You’re On Your Own
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🗓️ 24 August 2022
⏱️ 14 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Let's welcome tonight's guest. She's the Florida phenom active in the Navy |
| 0:21.7 | Reserves and you will get served Morgan the octopus or tag up representing the |
| 0:29.7 | great outdoors the Arizona assassin nature girl Katie Pavley from parts |
| 0:38.0 | unknown weight unknown his reason for being here unknown comedian Joe |
| 0:43.0 | DeVito and like an eight cartridge she's small colorful and hard to replace |
| 0:50.9 | cat the smitten kitten or Catherine C. Tim |
| 1:03.5 | investigative journalist which you catch on the tires and Tim podcast oh yes |
| 1:07.2 | it's gonna be a lot of plugs great plug yeah so Cal let me go you for I know |
| 1:10.8 | because last night when you when I was sending you ideas about my monologue and |
| 1:14.1 | stuff you did not know that Abraham Lincoln was in fact a wrestler I did not |
| 1:18.4 | know that so I was like how much do I not know about wrestling so I Google a lot |
| 1:23.0 | about wrestling oh boy so did you it's the oldest port ever so it's like older |
| 1:27.9 | than Jesus that's a big deal and there was a guy named Barry Horowitz do you |
| 1:34.0 | know about this guy he had a seven year losing streak and I thought that was |
| 1:38.0 | relatable because I had a seven year losing streak like not in wrestling but just |
| 1:41.6 | ages 23 to 30 and snookie she won more p pv wwe matches than staying what |
| 1:51.1 | can like what can snookie not do and I can go on for a long time but I won't |
| 1:58.7 | like there's I just thought I just thought it was people throwing chairs and |
| 2:02.0 | bear will not have you on I know I know I could do a special special wrestling |
| 2:07.9 | report all right assassin now listen you and I what we would call the term |
| 2:13.2 | of wrestling have a small feud last time I was on the five she made fun of my |
| 2:16.8 | cardigan I did not I did not I was a sweater I accurately called it a sweater |
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