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It's free with ads, the podcast that asked the question, why pay Max 10 bucks a month for a bunch of 824 movies when you could go online for free and watch a slow-ass message-heavy horror movie that's better than any of them because of all the shots of delicious corn dogs. I'm Jordan Morris.

And I'm Emily Fleming. Today's movie is She Freak, the 1967 grindhouse horror movie

that will scare the shit out of you if you're afraid of montages and jazz music.

With us always, the super producer Matt hitting this with those freaky drops.

He freak.

Stop it.

I'm the he freak.

You know, I hear they're doing a woke reboot of this movie and it's called They Freak. Oh, boy. Wow. Let's cut that joke. Let's cut that fucking joke, Joe, Jordan. We don't need it. Boost it. I'm going to add it twice. We don't need the heat. We don't need it. Before we talk about this movie, which is, as of this recording, streaming free with ads, we're going to answer a question.

Someone said to our email address in a segment we call We Got Mail.

You Got Mail.

This letter is from Riley Gray.

They write, hey, gang, just wanted to say thanks for watching showgirls this week.

I was terrified of this movie as a child because I thought the poster was of a weird snake woman. Oh, and she scared the piss out of me. Oh, my God. That's true, though. It's so, I can totally see it. Yes, because she had one leg. It's like I'll never forget the poster. So, yeah, so scary, but also disappointing if you're, if you're like anticipating a snake woman movie you're

like what the fuck no one's transforming into a snake in this i thought this was like an anaconda

type thing and instead it's i mean that's what the poster should have been for she freak kind of i

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