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I've been asked so many times to cover this story that I really just don't have a choice at this point

because this lovely little

Scottish lady here decided about nine, ten months ago, I want a baby. Unfortunately, her boyfriend didn't want a baby so she thought, I'm just going to fake it, which I admire, do you know what I mean? Fake it till you make it, that's what I say. Works with Hollywood. Doesn't really work with pregnancy though, does it? But look at her. I mean, pregnancy really does suit her. You know, she is glowing here.

Because she's not actually pregnant, is she? That's a fake bump that she is bought online. Imagine putting that on before you've put your dress on and you're going out and everyone's like, are you going to find out? Oh, you're glowing, love. You're absolutely glowing. And then she would have been putting on all the aches and pains that women get when they're pregnant.

Oh, oh, it's...

Oh, don't ask me to do anything. I'm too pregnant, me. It's actually a winner, really, when you think about it. Now, the problem comes, obviously, when you get about nine months down the road and people are like, so, when you're going to pop? When's it going to come? And you're thinking, well, fuck me, I'm going to have to havecarriage at. A normal person who's crazy enough to lie about this, but still normal enough to go, enough's enough, all right? How far can this go on? But even then, that didn't stop her, because she thought, well, I've just got to go and get a fake baby now. As you do? This is what the internet's done. I want attention and I'll do anything to get it. So she went ahead and spent money and she was getting a lot of money obviously

because, oh, your mother at the baby,

we've got to look after you got to help you. The family have got to help out of course. And she went and spent it on this fake baby that's one of these new reborn ones. Apparently they're really high tech. They literally like behave like a baby. Like they're piss and, I think. I don't know what the fuck they do.

But they look like a fucking real baby.

And she's taking it on fucking pram walks and you can't hold it. It'll get all of this shit, man. But I'm literally just finding all of this out this morning. So I'm going to watch this video and we're going to hear the full story. Her really good friend comes on and says that eight to nine months ago she was alerted by

Kira that she was gonna have a baby. At this time, Kira was being pressured by Jamie,

who was the father of this doll, to have an abortion, to not have this baby. The kid was like

a 19 year old lad apparently or something. You'd only been with her for a month. Imagine what he was going through, thinking that this baby was coming and he know she's crazy. Like, come on, he knows she's fucking crazy. He definitely knows she's crazy. Babe, come on, I'm not ready for it yet. Like, we just need to do the right thing. We'll have kids later. We just can't do the... She's just going, babe, I'm pregnant. I can't wait for it. He did not want her telling his mum because his mom would flip out. So what you can tell straight away, she's been with him a month. She's trying to force him to be in a much more serious relationship

than what he is ready for, to stop him from getting out.

Now that I've got you, I ain't letting you go fucking anywhere.

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