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I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Tuesday. It's a big day if you're a member of

the GTQ. It's a big day if you're a big woman. And I am. Oh, speaking of I weighed myself this morning.

Sorry, not to just like start on such a negative note. Hey, how you turn hey turtle you did weigh yourself this morning you called me and

I actually am thinking about weighing myself now like oh wow I'm just curious this whole pregnancy

especially because I feel like I packed on a lot fast and I was like I don't want to want to know. Every doctor's appointment, I'm like, I don't want to know.

I've just chugged my simple modern 40-ounce tumbler. Like, and you're weighing me, I don't want to know. But now, like, I'm curious. You know, I feel like now the number that I think it's going to be, like, super high. Like, it's a point of pride almost. So like, I have to say, as an outsider, you know, complete third party with no particular interest in the matter.

I think you look very good. I think you'll be surprised that you don't. almost. So like, I have to say as an outsider, you know, complete third party with no

particular interest in the matter. I think you look very good. I think you'll be surprised that

you don't like look so crazy. I think I'm going to weigh myself tomorrow morning because I like

to know the stats. So I've got to include it in my lifelong note on my phone of my weight

throughout the years. I weighed myself like before the summer,

you know, it was like two months after, no, like five weeks after baby. And I was really pleasantly,

like not terribly unhappy. I mean, I wasn't thrilled, but it was fine. And then I just lived it up,

lived it up and I gained 13 pounds over the summer. So seriously, don't fucking talk to me.

I didn't want to make you feel worse, but you know what else I was thinking? What? Like we've been home for two weeks, both being extremely slender. And you've probably... I definitely gained more. Yeah, you've probably lost weight since you've been home, so you probably gained more. The thing is, so I don't even know why I weighed myself because like I'm really not going to do anything about it.

Like maybe I'll think twice before the second cookie, but like I'm really not going to do anything about it. So I just have this information in my hands. And I kind of wish I didn't. Yeah, same. I don't know what, like, what to do for you because.

And you know what?

Like, I don't even want to talk about it.

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