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We'll start your day off, Swirley. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Monday. It's a fresh start. You know, life is all about perspective, you guys. We can be like, oh, it's Monday. Like, I hate my life. Or we could just be okay, you know? We could could be okay i wasn't even going to say that because

from where i'm sitting i haven't spoken to you since we wrap the shows on friday like we literally

don't talk once again like you failing to communicate yeah no like we've been in the group texts

you know around each other but we haven't two ships passing in night. We haven't had like a direct FaceTime all weekend. I guess we're just like so busy. Busy ladies. No, you don't call me. You saw how tight I got with the boys over the side when you said I want to drive a wedge between this. And I won't call her anymore. That's not what happened, but you also didn't call me.

Yeah, I'm the one with the newborn.

Like, you call me.

Right.

No, it just didn't happen for us this weekend, which I think unless if we could stop fighting about it, like, would actually be a good thing for the show because, like,

how was your weekend, Latter?

I have no idea what's going on with you.

I went to Lady Gaga.

Right. Barely knew that. Barely knew that. I went to Lady Gaga on Saturday night. Yeah, I had a couple of cocktails. And let me tell you something. I loved the concert. I loved Lady Gaga. I wanted to kill her. Was she talking a lot? No, actually, not at all. I didn't even think about that. Oh man, it was probably the concert. A talker. It was the least amount of talking,

I think I've ever seen at a concert.

I didn't even think about that.

Between songs,

spare me. Just sing. No, actually. So I knew that she went on at 840. We're walking like into the venue at 830 and I hear abercadabra. I'm like, what the fuck? she's going on early.

We start running.

So we're like, we get to the seats in the middle of the song,

we're like, I'm a, what the fuck? She's going on early. We start running. So we're like, we get to the seats in the middle of the song. We're like, I'm a good time. And we're like loving it, loving it, loving it. She performs a song so good. She ends the song and like the show is over. And I'm like, what in the world? I'm like, where are the other songs? It's like lights off, like she's gone,

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