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The Commercial Break

She'd Be Open to It (Once A Year)!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5758 Ratings

🗓️ 8 March 2024

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Bryan & Krissy go down the rabbit hole of relationship deal-breakers! Sharp tongue bryan Missing your flight for starbucks It’s the train ride for me Relationship dealbreakers Miscommunications Extreme cheapskate marriages? Jeff’s gonna have the time of his life! The Beast of Howell Mill! The Naked Boat Seeking Sister Wives Krissy’s like a moth to a flame! The Ultimate Ick: podcasting LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

How you like your eggs, fry to fertilize.

0:03.0

The way you move your hips, girl, make me hypnotized. How you like your eggs? Fried up fertilized, fried up, fertilized, fried up, fertilize, fried up, the, fried up, the way you're putting your hips, girl, it'd be hitting the time.

0:24.7

On this episode of the commercial break.

0:27.9

If Jeff liked to dress up like a ballerina and then have you walk him around the house with a leash, right?

0:36.4

Then I think you probably say...

0:38.4

I'd be open to it.

0:39.7

You'd be open to it.

0:43.1

Well, you learn something new every day about your partner,

0:45.9

and now I'm even more curious about what's going on at that house.

0:49.1

I, you know, might indulge that once a year or something.

0:56.7

The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

1:04.3

Ah, yeah, Gansikins, welcome back to the commercial break.

1:07.6

I'm Brian Green.

1:08.5

This is the medication management manager of the commercial

1:11.6

break. The best to you, Chrissy. That's what happens when you try and get smart with your words.

1:17.6

You get a tongue tied, tongue tied and twisted. I have this routine that I'll go through a lot of times

1:23.6

before the commercial break to make sure that my tongue stays sharp since I do have a lazy what they call lazy tongue. I see what a sharp tongue. Yeah. So you know what I do? This is, you ready for my warmup? Titular tat-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-waka-flame. Tichiller tat-ta-ta-ta-ta-waka-flame. And I'll do that for like 30 minutes in the morning on the way home from driving the kids to school.

1:47.9

Oh, that's okay. I don't know. titular tat ta ta ta ta waka flake a flame and i'll do that for like 30 minutes in the morning on the way home from driving the kids to school

1:47.0

still doesn't work it doesn't work it doesn't work yeah it does not work i should go similins yes similinths that makes sure my

1:56.0

s's are strong hey chrissey hey bryan i'm going to tell you a story i'm tell you, like, I'm going to give you the recap version of the story. And then I want your opinion. And then we're going to talk about this at length. Okay. Man goes to airport with wife. Man and wife are not on time for the plane. They are rushing to get to the plane. Wife says, I want my Starbucks coffee before we get on the plane. Man says, we don't have enough time. Woman says, I don't give a shit. I'm getting my Starbucks. We have plenty of time. I'll, we'll get to the plane on time. Man says, get to the plane at your own peril. I'm leaving. I'm going to the plane. Leaves his wife at

2:35.2

the Starbucks to get on the plane. Wife misses flight. Count your flipping blessings, darling.

2:40.7

So, Asterod and I were having this discussion yesterday. I want your opinion, but I'll give you

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