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The Sip with Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon

She can’t believe he HATES her FOR THIS…

The Sip with Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon

Ryland Adams

Comedy:comedy Interviews, News, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Entertainment News

4.47K Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2022

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Go to http://joinhoney.com/SIP to get Honey for FREE! Go to http://nativedeo.com/thesip or use promo code thesip to get 20% off your first order! Go to http://coinbase.com/thesip to get $10 in free Bitcoin! On Today's episode of The Sip, Lizze asks the question... Is she the ASSHOLE?? After a few scenarios went horribly wrong in only one week. Meanwhile, Ryland goes shopping with hopes to be less embarrassing in public & the two also take on this week's HOT TOPICS!

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0:00.0

Rolling rolling rolling rolling. Lock it up. One take one marker. Thank you Chris. Do you guys notice anything different?

0:09.2

No, what do you mean? What do you mean? I'm like dressed for the first time you're wearing a fucking sweater. Are you joking?

0:15.8

Gosh, I'm head to toe Abercrombie. We're wearing the same pants

0:20.0

Want to talk about how we just almost scared each other to death?

0:24.0

Yeah, I let myself in in the garage with for like the first time I remember the code

0:29.2

And then I get to the front door and this bitch gets to the front door and we both throw it open at the same time and then scream at the side of each other

0:36.2

It almost time hard attack, but I'm sure Shane's awake and also so mad that we woke him up because the way we screamed was bloody murder

0:43.1

I'm positive Shane just hates me period

0:46.2

Whenever I'm in a house I'm screaming and stealing that's it. I'm just screaming and stealing

0:52.3

Also Shane like thank you so much for accommodating my screaming and stealing like super accommodating

0:58.2

Well, I knew that you didn't know how to open the garage even though I've told you the code 500 times

1:02.6

No, I know but that's what I'm saying

1:04.2

So that's why I was like printing all the documents and running out the door to come get you and then right

1:09.1

This has been happening to me a lot lately though last night. I like turned on the TV

1:13.8

And I start like going about my way in my room and all of the sudden all of us

1:18.7

sudden all of a sudden it starts the TV starts talking with the screen black and it was playing the show that I had been playing but

1:25.9

I never thought I was going to die more until this morning

1:29.9

So this is like two events in 24 hours my heart rate is not unwell

1:33.4

Joe's computer in his office at our house is linked to his computer at his office in

1:38.7

Burbank and I got home the other day and was like there was an Amazon guy who was being weird at my front door

1:44.0

So I just was like I'm gonna wait in my car for this to be over

1:46.6

And then like I waited long enough and like I thought he was gone and then he like popped out of the bushes again

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