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The Smartest Man in the World

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The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2016

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

In the latest dispatch from the Fortress of Proopitude, Greg speaks Studio 54, Scalia and Stockholm.

Transcript

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0:00.0

The Reyhara once again the smartest man in the world, Proofcast takes to the G-Turk.

0:24.6

This time from the Salivarees confines of Western Hollywood's most fortified enclave,

0:29.3

the fortress of Pruppetude located somewhere in the lower California area.

0:33.8

As we know it, the purpose of Frutitude, there's a purpose out and back, there's Frutitude

0:37.8

all around, and we're so close to West Hollywood you can almost smell the low hanging fruit.

0:44.7

Once again we join Hansen and join hearts if you're listening from a blanket fort good

0:47.3

for you if you're riding a bicycle look out if you're riding in the subway now cool it.

0:51.6

And if you're riding on a bus good for you.

0:53.8

If you're driving in a car, wow you're entitled.

0:58.5

He said stopping to light one up.

1:00.6

You know that's the best part of doing it from the purpose.

1:03.1

Not just the fact that Ryan and Jennifer here notwithstanding that fact that I get to enjoy

1:06.9

their company and make them laugh one on one or one on two is it worth.

1:10.2

But rather that I can't really light up joints when we're at the Barloom itch.

1:13.4

I mean I can but it doesn't go that well.

1:16.7

There's always some huffy bunny coming in and telling you not to.

1:19.8

Nerd melt on the other hand you can kind of duck out the back and there's a back door.

1:24.3

But I think if you lit one inside they'd ever freak out.

1:27.6

In any case here we are once again we're magic happens.

1:31.5

The one place you've come to to find solitude and solace.

1:34.5

The one place you've come to to listen as intently as you possibly can on your earbuds to my dulcet tones.

1:40.2

And of course we want to join you in in your quest for the truth and for love and for everything

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