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The Smartest Man in the World

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The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2012

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Live from the Tron Theare in Glasgow, Scotland, Greg pontificates on pasties, pandas and ponytails.

Transcript

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We're going to play a song for you.

0:07.0

We're going to play a song for you.

0:12.0

We're going to play a song for you.

0:16.0

We're going to play a song for you.

0:21.0

Yeah!

0:23.0

One clock of night in the morning comes the world.

0:26.0

And the mighty river flies.

0:28.0

The city in Glasgow.

0:29.0

The Glasgow Comedy Festival.

0:34.0

Into the evening, what's more we ride?

0:37.0

Valteries here at the Tron Theatre.

0:40.0

Or as the people of Glasgow call it, the Tron.

0:43.0

And, yes, Proop's Regions.

0:47.0

Proop's Grinics.

0:49.0

Proop's Mother Wells.

0:50.0

Proop's Haggesses.

0:51.0

Proop Cullen Skinks.

0:52.0

Proop's Neeps and Proop's Tuddies.

0:54.0

Once again, we fly so very high here in the night on the toughest city on the river.

0:58.0

Here, Edinburgh's tough cancer clustering badass cousin Glasgow.

1:05.0

Located conveniently on the M8 Motorway.

1:09.0

And once again, we're here.

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