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I am Chad Milman.

I am joined by my BFF, my companion, my compadre, professional better Simon Hunter.

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Chad, how we doing?

Listen, this is like our official Halloween episode, and for those who don't know, Matt Mitchell is a fiend for Halloween and all themed

episodes. So I would expect it to be very spooky today. Spookier than the lines themselves. Simon, I know you like to go out and celebrate Halloween.

It's what all single dudes in their 30s love to do.

Definitely back in the day, all about it.

You could just go out and enjoy the festivities. Now, I literally do the old man move. I got a buddy who lives the town next to me. It's a one-known 10 South Jersey. A lot of people know it's called Haddonfield, and they really do it up. These really old Victorian homes, they do up for Halloween. Like, literally make them like haunted houses and like a whole street gets blacked off.

And it's a middle age shit show. It's a really good time. You basically just go there, walk from house to house, black out, maybe take some psychedelics. Who knows? And it's a really good time. Again, because everyone's in a mask, you don't know if you're talking to a 50-year-old or a 20-year-old. It's a really funny time. So, yeah, definitely going to be a fun night Friday. Yeah, I said to my wife this morning, so, you know, tomorrow's Halloween, how do we get the fuck out of here and go somewhere so we can avoid it all? She goes, what do you mean? There's so many kids who are

going to come by. We can't disappoint them. I'm like, we don't even have kids at home. She goes,

I know, but all the kids in their costume, they're so cute. We got to be here, at least for a little

while. I lost that battle. Yeah, my favorite thing, which you can do if you want to have fun, is I saw there's a guy every year he gives out potatoes. Oh, yeah, I saw this on TikTok. I was loving this guy because kids come by and they're like, I still have my potato from last year. I saved it this whole year and now I have another one. I don't know. I think it's just being funny and the kids are into it. So I just made me think, you know, I don't

give out candy. I just put a bucket out. We'll put out the bucket and, you know, hopefully people

are kind and they don't take all the candy at once. That's what we hope for. This is our Thursday

week nine episode. We're going to narrow down

the options on our quest to find five picks that we both agree on. I don't know. I feel like we're

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