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The Bugle!

Audio newspaper for a visual world!

Hello, Bugleurs, and welcome to Issue 31 of the Worlds, leading and only audio newspaper

for a visual world for the week beginning Monday

The second of June, 2008, with me, Andy Zoltzmann, in London, and in New York City, John Oliver.

Hello, Andy. Hello, Bueglers.

This, of course, has been a historic week, John, because in a town in Columbia they have

made the world's largest ever punch show. Proving that no matter how depressing the world

may become, the punch show will always be an amusing government, especially when you

make it big enough to fit over a church.

Well done, Columbia. I mean, they might have spent a bit more time solving their drug

wars, but no, they had to make the world's largest punch show, and I applaud them for that.

I don't think that any church without a punch show looks somehow incomplete.

I agree. Are you listening to Archbishop Canterbury?

At least put a sombre.

As always, some sections of the Bueglers go straight in the bend this week. The job section,

including features on, do you work from home but miss the office atmosphere, then simply

hire a group of people you don't really like and would never, otherwise spend time with

two millerounds your living room for nine hours a day. Also this week, a free CV, this one

belonging to the astronaut and former senator, John Glenn. So use that if any of you have

got job interviews. Yes, they might put you across as being a bit old for most jobs,

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