Okay, Alice, this is very exciting for us today.

This is the first time that an episode of British scandal has been filmed.

Yes, and I've had a little bit of direction from the producers.

We need to do something, the sort of attention grabbing,

we'll keep people watching and listening, something a bit, wow.

Great. I'm up for that.

Great. So just some ideas we were knocking around before you arrived.

We thought we could

gather all your exes here and then get them to just tell stories about you, embarrassing,

demeaning kind of stuff. I mean, sounds like a nightmare. Are there any other ideas?

Okay, we could try. This is really fun. So for a lot of people, this is the first time they'll actually

have ever seen us in the flesh, flesh being the operative word. So what we thought we could do

is reveal different parts of your body, brackets intimate, and then see if the general public

can identify you from them. I mean, I obviously want to do stuff for the good of the show. Yeah, yeah, me too. But if there was something else, then I'd be open to that. Okay, you don't like the penis one. Okay. Oh, here now, I loved this when I first heard it. Okay. So we give you liposuction on all your flabby bits, then hopefully it goes a bit wrong and then there's an

infection and we get to kind of follow that up and you'll be under local so you can talk throughout

okay i mean that gives me a bit more agency than the others i think yeah and if you if you are

convinced it will help the show yeah Yeah. I'll do it.

Great.

I'll see if there's a dodgy doctor that can do it in 60 seconds because that's best for socials.

5th of July 2025, Villa Park, Birmingham.

Ozzie peers out from the wings, takes in the sight of the crowd, and feels the breath leave his body.

40,000 punters in the stadium, 5 million people watching live all around the world.

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