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Hey there folks and welcome back to What if World the show where you are questions and ideas inspire off the cuff stories

I'm mr. Rerek your host and today we're getting back in the Star Wars spirits or should I say

Shark Wars spirits we've been getting more Star Wars questions than usual

So I thought it was time to replay a story from almost three years ago part two of our shark Wars saga

So we're gonna start by playing Evans question

Hi, my name is Evan and I like Star Wars and my what is question is what if unicorns and narwhals had Jedi

Sabers for their horns

Thank you

I love that question so much and I'm always happy to sneak some narwhals and unicorns into a story

So let's find out what if unicorns and narwhals had laser swords for their horns

Legally distinct from lightsabers and of course we'll be back next week with a brand new episode here we go

A long time ago and a galaxy far under the sea the shellactic Empire had fallen

Yes, Shark Gator had changed his ways at the end and the breath star had been reduced to a pile of rubble and coral

Now you probably expect narwhals and unicorns to come into the picture first

But instead we see a little golden ray skating across the bottom of the ocean

It's pectoral fins flapping like wings and its biny tail

Tracing along the depths of the ocean looking for old salvage from the breath star her name was men array and

She found lots of old gadgets and pieces of coral that she could sell as scrap. Oh today's been a very good day

I said manna her haul strap to her back with a little netting now

I've just got to go sell all this clunky junk and just then she saw it looked like a little

Round white button mushroom covered in orange spots

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