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Pablo Torre Finds Out
Pablo Torre
4.7 • 2.6K Ratings
🗓️ 3 April 2026
⏱️ 41 minutes
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Summary
Do we need robot umpires more than we thought? Is Netflix the Yankees of media? What's the best kind of catfishing? And have we finally evolved beyond pizza rat? Plus: Aaron Judge choking, Teanna Trump choking, an old man smoking with a crowd... and the price of free p*rn.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Pablo Torre finds out. I am Pablo Torre, and today we're going to find out what this sound is. |
| 0:06.5 | You suck at your job! I'm better than you! |
| 0:10.4 | And if you listen to our show on Apple Podcasts, you can now watch video there as well. |
| 0:16.0 | Just update to the latest iOS, and then over to our show page to start watching. |
| 0:20.5 | But for right now, just a |
| 0:22.4 | quick word from our sponsors. |
| 0:31.4 | I went to the doctor today, and as I'm checking in, the receptionist goes, I'm a fan, but |
| 0:35.5 | don't wear that bullshit in here. Wow. |
| 0:39.4 | And I was like, I was like, oh, wow. |
| 0:40.9 | Is that where you guys are at? |
| 0:54.2 | Where are you at in the grief cycle of being a Knicks fan? No, it's actually a weird thing now because it's reality. Because it's like before the Knicks were just so terrible, you had no hope. So then you get into like the coke dream of oh my god The Knicks are doing it this year |
| 0:55.2 | And then it's just like |
| 0:55.9 | You can no longer look at the next to you had no hope. So then, you know, you get into like the coke dream of, oh, my God, the Knicks are doing it this year. |
| 0:55.2 | And then it's just like, you can no longer look at the Knicks through the lens you used to look at where it's like, hey, they lose all the time. Now it's like, hey, are they really contenders? Then you have to put some pressure on them and really treat them like a real team. and you have to come to reality |
| 1:07.4 | because I'm just like |
| 1:08.1 | oh you know |
| 1:08.5 | they'll figure it out |
| 1:09.1 | by the playoffs |
| 1:09.5 | and now it's just like |
| 1:10.3 | yeah |
| 1:12.0 | maybe not |
| 1:12.8 | big change of course too |
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