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I am Pablo Torre, and today we're going to find out what this sound is.

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My dad would do the free AOL CDs.

And so we had to get new screen names every like two weeks.

Because once he used the free hours, he would like make a whole new account.

Yeah, he would get him in the mail.

He would like actively go out and seek them. At a certain point, the AOL free trial CDs were a certain form of currency.

Yes.

Oh man, my dad had that system figured out.

And I was like, hey, dad, so this is kind of like a social thing.

And my name keeps changing.

It's getting tough for me out here. Please, can we just... And then they came out with AIM, which was the best.

You didn't have to do all the other stuff with the chat rooms. You could just do...

I remember when warning debuted as a feature? Remember when you could warn people on AAM?

No.

But I remember next to nothing about my life, so please, tell me about it.

There was a function that I presume was invented because of, like, online bullying.

But you could warn the person you were instant messaging with.

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