Share & Hamburger & Tell with Michael Cruz Kayne and Katie Nolan
Pablo Torre Finds Out
Pablo Torre
4.7 • 2.6K Ratings
🗓️ 12 August 2025
⏱️ 46 minutes
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Summary
In another edition of Share & Tell, Pablo, Katie Nolan, and Michael Cruz Kayne dissect an evening they spent together; the secrets of taping comedy specials; vasectomies; peak Britney Spears; and the legend of Alonzo “Hamburger” Jones. Plus: mewing, boofing, rooves, Wendy Wetface, Japanese Student No. 9 and Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp.
• Previously: “How Science Ruined Grief,” with Michael Cruz Kayne https://www.pablo.show/p/how-science-ruined-grief
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| 0:00.0 | I'm Pablo Torre, and this episode of Pablo Torre finds out is brought to you by Remy Martin 1738, Accord Royale. |
| 0:07.8 | Exceptionally smooth cognac for all your game day festivities. |
| 0:11.5 | Please drink responsibly, because today we're going to find out what this sound is. |
| 0:17.8 | Hail Burger! |
| 0:20.4 | Right after this ad. |
| 0:21.6 | Are you just hanging out with the crew? |
| 0:30.6 | Just hanging out. |
| 0:32.6 | Hey, what's up? |
| 0:33.6 | Oh yeah, you interrupted some heavy shit. |
| 0:35.6 | I was hoping it would be cold in here. It's not. It's not hot. Yeah shit. I was hoping it would be cold in here. |
| 0:37.6 | It's not. |
| 0:38.3 | It's not hot. |
| 0:39.9 | Yeah, but I planned that it would be cold, so I brought like a little sweater, but I'm not ready to... |
| 0:44.8 | It's not as matters. |
| 0:46.0 | I'm just not ready to be full cropped tank top on camera yet. |
| 0:49.4 | Right. |
| 0:49.8 | Right? |
| 0:50.3 | So I brought a little sweater. |
| 0:51.4 | Now I'm going to sweat through it because it's not that cold in here. |
| 0:55.3 | It's so hot outside. For people who aren't in New York, I don't know if they appreciate the thickness. |
| 1:02.1 | You know what I never appreciated? Of the air. As much as I should have and I know that now. |
| 1:06.5 | Hair and makeup departments. Because those are gone here. And now I have to... Now I have to do it myself and then get on the subway and come here. And sweat it off. I look crazy. I'm not dewy. I'm hot. It's so hot. And someone used to fix that for me. And I said thank you. I know I always did, but I should have given her a little kiss. |
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