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Le Batard & Friends Network

Share & Hamburger & Tell with Michael Cruz Kayne and Katie Nolan

Le Batard & Friends Network

Dan Le Batard

Sports

4.98.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2025

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

In another edition of Share & Tell, Pablo, Katie Nolan, and Michael Cruz Kayne dissect an evening they spent together; the secrets of taping comedy specials; vasectomies; peak Britney Spears; and the legend of Alonzo “Hamburger” Jones. Plus: mewing, boofing, rooves, Wendy Wetface, Japanese Student No. 9 and Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp. • Previously: “How Science Ruined Grief,” with Michael Cruz Kayne https://www.pablo.show/p/how-science-ruined-grief • Subscribe to "Casuals with Katie Nolan" https://www.youtube.com/katienolan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

I'm Pablo Torre, and this episode of Pablo Torre finds out is brought to you by Remy Martin 1738, Accord Royale.

0:07.8

Exceptionally smooth cognac for all your game day festivities.

0:11.4

Please drink responsibly, because today we're going to find out what this sound is.

0:17.8

Hamburger!

0:20.4

Right after this ad.

0:21.6

Are you just hanging out with the crew?

0:30.6

Just hanging out.

0:32.6

Hey, what's up?

0:33.6

Oh yeah, you interrupted with some heavy shit.

0:35.6

I was hoping it would be cold in here. It's not. It's not hot. Yeah, but I planned that it would be cold, so I brought like a little sweater, but I'm not ready to... It's not as matters. I'm just not ready to be full cropped tank top on camera yet. Right. Right? So I brought a little sweater. Now I'm going to sweat through it because it's not that cold in here.

0:55.1

It's so hot outside. For people who aren't in New York, I don't know if they appreciate the thickness.

1:02.0

You know what I never appreciated? Of the air. As much as I should have and I know that now.

1:06.5

Hair and makeup departments. Because those are gone here. And now I have to... Now I have to do it myself and then get on the subway and come here. And sweat it off. I look crazy. I'm not dewy. I'm hot. It's so hot. And someone used to fix that for me. And I said thank you. I know I always did, but I should have given her a little kiss.

1:28.3

That's how grateful I should have been. Because now it's all my responsibility.

1:33.3

I could never make myself look better. There's nothing that happens in the morning where

1:37.5

I see that is wrong, that I have any aptitude to correct in any way. And I envy that. I wish I didn't constantly have forced in my face how I could be

1:48.0

improving my face. Because then on days where I'm like, I need to improve myself, let me go

1:52.5

ahead and learn how to do. And then you show someone and they do their 17 step concealer

1:56.7

routine. And you're like, I just wanted it to be more. It's like, this is what I did.

2:00.5

All this took like, look at my natural look be more. It's like, this is what I did. All this

2:01.0

took, like, look at my natural look. It's like 12,000 different layers of something. Yeah, I just am bad at it. And I never had to be good at it. And suddenly I do, and I'm older. What is, what is the ideal level of moisture? Is it dewy? Is that the best? I'd like to be soaking wet. I think the ideal level for me.

2:18.9

Good job, both of you.

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