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Pablo Torre Finds Out

Pablo Torre

News, Government, Sports, Sports News

4.7 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2025

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

In our year-end holiday spectacular, we get a visit from The Ghost of Podcast Future — and get increasingly loose: Has this show been ripped from the headlines? When did women start to stinkin'? Is Pablo the 50 Cent of journalism? And the tree is gone, but does the fire remain? Plus: legumes, gifts, 0.5x bonus points, Mad Dog's dildo policy, slingin' grease with Cletus... and hearing a smile.

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• Previously on PTFO: Debunking the Myths of Bill Belichick's Consigliere

• Previously on PTFO: We All Have a Number

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0:00.0	Welcome to Pablo Torre finds out. I am Pablo Torre, and today we're going to find out what this sound is.
0:07.1	Please have snow and mistletoe and presents under the tree.
0:26.6	Right after this ad. Hello.
0:40.3	Hi, everybody.
0:43.3	Yay!
0:44.3	It comes out of my mouth. Hi, Paplito.
0:49.3	Out of her mouth and under the table.
0:51.3	What are we doing? Which are these do you want me to put on? I'm down for all of them. You choose the one that most speaks to you.
0:56.6	Maybe I'll put this up because I don't want to put it.
0:57.2	I don't want to obscure the.
0:59.0	That's like a thing to put it around your neck if you so desire. Whoa. This? Yeah, man. This gay garland? Hey. Hey. Y'all don't know you guys don't know Christmas Carols like I do.
1:09.6	You guys, the studio looks fantastic.
1:11.9	Thank you.
1:12.7	I mean, you guys spared no expense.
1:14.7	None. We don't have a proper tree, but everything else, that's okay. We're in good shape. We pop in that or what? We got this. We pop in that. We have champagne. Do you know to open champagne?
1:28.5	Know how to? I mean, in a room full of this much expensive equipment, I could try. In front of so many blinking lights and devices that could like compute us immediately. You're a former bartender. Yikes. Yeah, and every time I had to do this, I'm got. We're not even near the step where that's going. Okay. Everybody relax.
1:45.6	Yep, okay.
1:47.2	Everybody relax. Why is this, why am I being tasked with this? You've got this because you have the- So let me talk you through our specials tonight. So we don't waste any time. We've got a lovely chicken marsala. That comes over pasta. You can choose between fetichini linguine or where do we
2:04.7	work where's this feel from oh i don't know this i'm making this up oh okay he's de-gloving the champagne
2:10.1	oh there it's happening god damn it you got it you got it you got it it's so close you got it you got it you got it grip strength oh god you got it. You got it. It's so close. You got it. You got it. Grip strength. Oh, God. You got it. Oh, my God. This is the biggest cork I've ever had to pull out of a bottle. Give me one sec to take a breath. You got it. Yes. U.S. A. Ow. Great work. Hand is cramped. Gramped. And then you sniff it. I sniff it.
2:35.9	Why? Hey. Ow. My hand is cramped. Christmas year and spectacular.
2:37.2	And then you sniff it.
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