Share & Adobo & Tell with Alonzo “Hamburger” Jones and Michael Cruz Kayne
Pablo Torre Finds Out
Pablo Torre
4.7 • 2.6K Ratings
🗓️ 12 September 2025
⏱️ 54 minutes
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Summary
A visit from the Def Comedy Jam legend that, as of one month ago, Pablo and Michael did not know. Alonzo “Hamburger” Jones is not afraid to answer the tough questions: how he discovered his catchphrase; why he’s wearing a Daniel Jones jersey; and what it was like to be in a lineup with Chris Tucker and Bernie Mac. Also: Filet-O-Fish.
Previously on PTFO: Share & Hamburger & Tell:
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/pablo-torre-finds-out/id1685093486?i=1000724661384
Catch Hamburger Jones on tour: https://www.comedianhamburger.com/shows
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| 0:00.0 | I'm Pablo Torre and this episode of Pablo Torre finds out is brought to you by Remy Martin 1738 Accord Royale. |
| 0:08.8 | Exceptionally smooth cognac for all your game day festivities. |
| 0:12.5 | Please drink responsibly because today we're going to find out what this sound is. |
| 0:18.3 | You're laughing, but I was mad because for years I've been teased and laughed at for wearing a cowboy hat. Over 30 years. Beyonce makes one song, comes out wearing a cowboy hat, and the whole world was. You were laughing at me last week, but now you're wearing it. Where can I get a cowboy hat? Right after this ad. Hey, it's Theo,, Luke and Joe from the Waffling podcast, |
| 0:39.6 | and our podcast is currently sponsored by Audible. |
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| 0:47.8 | Kaylee Morris is just trying to survive her first year at uni. |
| 0:50.2 | A blur of social anxiety and parties. |
| 0:52.4 | But when she becomes the talk of the campus, |
| 0:56.2 | Kaylee retreats and shuts herself away. |
| 1:02.5 | That is until she is chosen for a new module to try a new psychedelic drug, believed to cure anxiety. |
| 1:06.5 | But soon, the line between reality and fantasy begins to blur. |
| 1:09.1 | And she feels the pool of a new dangerous obsession. |
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| 1:12.8 | See audible.com.com. For terms. |
| 1:18.4 | I just need to say thank you for coming in. |
| 1:26.1 | Thank you, man. |
| 1:26.9 | I appreciate it. It was an honor, and I'm flattered. Can I ask you a question that is very self-serving, but I think we'll establish some of the ground rules for what's about to happen here. Oh, okay. Hamburger, do you have any idea, like, what this show does normally, to what extent? Is this a thing that you're familiar with in any way? |
| 1:46.7 | And if the answer is, I know nothing. |
| 1:48.3 | That is my default expectation. |
| 1:50.3 | So please just... |
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