Shaquille O'Neal

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Team Coco & Earwolf

Comedy

4.8 • 59.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2021

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Basketball legend Shaquille O’Neal feels enigmatic about being Conan O’Brien’s friend. Shaq sits down with Conan to talk about his uniquely philosophical outlook, being yelled at by Charles Barkley’s mother, how he decides which brands to rep, and remembering Kobe. Later, Conan reprimands his assistant Sona over a mistaken order of pens. Got a question for Conan? Call our voicemail: (323) 451-2821. For Conan videos, tour dates and more visit TeamCoco.com.

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0:00.0	Hi, my name is Shaquille O'Neal.
0:05.0	I feel e-nigmatic about being Conan O'Brien's friend.
0:12.0	Hello and welcome to Conan O'Brien's Needs A Friend.
0:38.0	I'm going to upgrade it to an excellent show.
0:43.0	That's good.
0:44.0	Excellent show today.
0:45.0	I'm joined as always by the lovely and talented assistant to Conan O'Brien, Son of
0:50.2	Sessian.
0:51.2	That is so nice.
0:52.2	Wow.
0:53.2	Feeling generous.
0:54.2	I think I'm more protective of you now that you are carrying twins.
1:00.2	You have this human life in you.
1:02.2	I don't want to lash out at you.
1:04.0	I want to be nice to you.
1:05.7	How come you didn't want to just be nice to me just to be like a decent person?
1:09.7	I don't know.
1:11.7	And then when I give birth, are you going to go back?
1:14.7	Yes.
1:15.7	Oh, the minute those children are out of your body, I'm going to come after you like a
1:20.7	rot-wiler.
1:21.7	I'm sorry.
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