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Welcome back to the Thursday edition of the Ramesh Ranga Nathan's show. I'm trying to do it sexy today. I'm here with Will, John Ben, and of course my mom, Shanti. Every Thursday we sit down, chat about Monday's episode, hear your dilemmas and enjoy quality mother and sun time in a confined space. Mum, there are a lot of Christmas lights being switched on at the moment. Could you please pretend like you're about to switch on the Crawley Town Christmas lights, right? And go, welcome to the Ramesh Ranganathan Show. Welcome to the Ramesh Ranganaithin Show. No, but like you're about to switch on the Christmas lights. In fact, can you just do a bit... Christmas light. Okay. What do I do? Yeah, you do that. Pull two triggers. It launches two light missiles into the crowd. Just go, I'm sorry. Just pretend. Imagine that you're role playing. We do like a role play. You tell me what you want me to say. That defeats you because I keep doing that. I don't want to script you. Imagine that they've said. Do you want me to mention I'm in Crowley? Let's just completely put it in that place, right? So I want you to just introduce the Christmas. Imagine right now you're sat in a chair like in a box

and you're about to activate the Christmas lights. You're talking to the people of Crawley Town.

How do you activate the Christmas lights? I think this is in your future in all seriousness.

Don't talk bullshit, okay? I do think guys, Will John and Ben?

Yeah, we're good. Okay, okay. How do you switch the light on? It doesn't matter. It's not the actual, that's not the bit of Yeah, we're good. Okay, there you go. How do you switch the light on?

It doesn't matter.

It's not the actual, that's not the bit of content that we're after.

It's not the actual switching on of the lights. It's like, yeah, we'd imagine it's a plunger. There you go. Well done. John contributed that. It's a plunger. That's all I'm asking. Why you go around it?

Circle, Ramesh.

Romish.

It says intro chat two to three minutes.

I'm doing it wrong.

Like a nipple thing.

Whose nipples are you doing that to?

Are you twanging them?

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