So, guys, Derek, more puts more dates.com.

Today we're going to be talking about, I'm an alien, D.K. Metcalf.

Yes, I am an alien.

That is the title of the video.

Episode 51, Club Shay-Shay, bro.

This is D.K. Metcalf getting grilled, presumably, on his absurd, childlike toddler fucking diet.

He can't even say it, bro.

His fucking five-year-old diet dude,

this guy eats like he is in elementary school

or preschool, I don't know, maybe even before that.

I have no idea, besides the coffee part.

He has one meal a day, one coffee,

and three to four bags of candy.

Indeed, you heard me right.

This is the before and after of him in high school.

And then not that long after, bro, looking like a sauced, motherfucking behemoth of a truck stick that he has become.

And this is the diet he follows.

Seems completely paradoxical, given that the NFL is supposed to be

represented with the elite of elite. Human beings who literally crash into each other for a living and

catch a football through the fucking air and do wildly athletic things while being jacked as hell.

And this individual in particular is one of the most saucy-looking individuals in the league,

but has a diet model

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