When you're Jeff Lewis, the drama never stops. Doug said it was dumb, but maybe I'm dumb because I enjoy it. Maybe. I'm just talking about the news. We don't talk about the news here. No, just sex. There's got to be that one actor or actress that nobody likes. Because we have that here. Oh, God, who is it? Me. Jeff Lewis has issues.

Hey, it's Jeff Lewis and I have issues.

In today's episode, Shannon Madore and Joey Zousig joined the show.

We talk about the importance of in-unit laundry and the seating chart for the real housewise of Orange County reunion.

Plus, we put Shannon and Joey's spelling skills to the test.

Let me ask you about that new phone. Because a week ago, you posted that the new iPhone was ugly, tragic, bootleg, and broken down. And then a week later, you got one and you're posting about it. I did. What is this? What is this? Oh, did that mean you, that means a fancy phone? Listen, hear me out. I thought about it. I looked at it, it grew on me. And I just thought, why not be a part of the times in the tech world to get the most cutting edge piece of equipment? Did they send it to you? But you understand. So they hired you. The Apple girl ghosted me. She didn't, for the first, this is the first time that I didn't get the Apple iPhone sent to me. She just ghosted me. So I was like, I have to find it myself. And my poor sister had to be dragged around town with me. I bought and returned three different iPhones to get the right terabyte size because I have to get two terabytes. Oh, that's huge. You have 512 and get to cut it.

I don't even know what terabyte means. I don't either. I'm a digital entrepreneur. All I know is you told me not to buy the phone and then a week later you told me to buy the phone. Well, now I'm saying by phone. Sometimes when you do things like that, people question your credibility because I, should I buy the phone or not by the phone? I don't know what to do. I want the phone now.

I want the phone.

I think you buy the phone or not by the phone? I don't know what to do.

And now I'm telling you. I want the phone now. I think you buy the phone and I think today Jeff Lewis production should take everyone and get the new phone because it's not professional to have a content creator, a producer, and an assistant. Wait, not professional. Everyone needs the highest up-to-date phone. Well, mine keeps making... It's unprofessional not, too.

Yeah, those BTS can say so much harder if I had the new phone.

The BTC. Everyone needs the highest up-to-date phone. Well, mine keeps making... It's unprofessional not, too. Those BTS can slice so much harder if I had the new phone. The BTS is what... You just ask for a new camera. Did we just buy a new camera? Well, Annie, you gotta pick one. I would get the new iPhone pro max. How much is it? 2000. I'm not buying them $2,000 phone. Well, you could get any like a $512 gig. And then it's more around $1,700. It'll be my work phone. Yeah. Patrique has like multiple, like four or five phones, not just one or two. So I thought of you yesterday, Joey Zousa, because I got a letter from Land Rover. Okay, so I love my car.

I've had it for three years.

And I got a letter from them. And they said, hey, you know, we're offering these specials. We know you have an X, whatever. I don't even know what I have it. 2000, 23. First edition. Blah, blah, blah. It's like a long sentence. The bridge is still cold. And then they said, but we could put you in a new P.W.

Something autobiography, blah, blah, blah.

I don't know what it is.

Okay. Rich. They're just still cold. And then they said, but we could put you in a new P.W.

Something autobiography, blah, blah, blah.

I don't know what it is.

Okay.

So I'm like, oh, that's interesting. I go, but I love my car. It only has like 20,000-thousand miles on and not ready to trade it in. They said, we are willing. we are willing to give you a trade in value of 42,700.

And I thought, wait a minute, that seems kind of low because it's only three years old and it's 25,000 miles on it. It's a $200,000 car.

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