Hello everybody and welcome to the Tommy and Hector Show with Loretta Blewett.

We are three old friends. We'll record this podcast every week in a shed in the bottom of my garden on the road out to Spiddle from Galway City.

We'll be speaking to you every week from this shed, which is called the Hen House,

talking about whatever comes into our minds

and we hope you enjoy it.

And the mics are ready. Now, myphones Oh, very loud. Now, now... Would you have sensitive hearing anyway, would you? I don't know if my hearing is going. I'll come down it. Push that down another bit, a little bit. There, there, there. I'm happy there. We all happy? Happy out. How are we down the mics this week? We're great. Good. You have a different body to the rest of us. I don't know. Well, everyone has a different body, don't me? Yeah, but you're strangely put together like, tell us, what we were, tell us about the hair. Well, as you can see, I'm going to take off this and you can see that I haven't had a haircut since the end of January. Yeah. And this is the longest. I think it suits you like that. That's the longest my hair has been. There's a kind of a, there's a, there's a, there's a bang of Susie Quattro off you. Remember Susie Quattro? Somebody come up to me in the airport years ago. I went, you're like a young Rand Stewart. Oh. I didn't know what to think. I just sat there in Partiers going. You're like a young Rod Stewart. Now, Rod Stewart, as a youngster, was a fucking rocker. Rod Stewart was an amazing artist. Yeah, back in 1969, he was fantastic. What did you think of the length of it, Lurita? Well, I was just... I was just noticing. Yeah, it's very woolly now, I have to say. It's shaggy, it's the shaggy look. It's all going to the one direction. Like, you're growing it from the crown of your head out. Nothing is going back. Do you ever brush it like? I haven't brushed my hair. You're like a man throwing a duvet over dirty sheets. Do you what I mean by that? Yeah, yeah. I'll tell you about my hair. You do touch it a fair bit now as someone who knows you. You do touch your hair a fair bit and you seem to be putting places where it is already. Do you what I mean? like you're grabbing tuffs of it and shoving it over places where there's already lots of hair. Yeah. Now, whereas I have no hair in the middle of me head. Like I'm a lost cause altogether. I was interested to note, so he hasn't cut his hair since January and you, I've been taken aback when I said to you that you had, your hair didn't look like it was that long. So I'd usually have the, the buzz cut, like the number one or the number half. So it's kind of like I'd have the, what's your man, Richie Sadler. Yes. The shaved look. The shaved look, you know, with a bit of a

face oak,

the bit of the beard.

But because of Derry girls, filming soon, I have to, I can't be shaven headed for that, so I have to let it grow out. But I was saying to you earlier on that I think what's missing in culture are bald male role models.

And I was trying to think of a few bald men, not shaved bald men now,

kind of baldy with the... Proceeding sort of thing. Yeah, so that I think, people think that they're cool. Michol Martin has got that look going on now. He does not. He has hair. He has hair. No, I'm talking about it. He has a load of hair. Bill Murray. Bill has that kind of baldy look that I like. I can't think of any other people that have it though. Think of in the sports world. Willie Thorne had to God be good to him. God bless Willie Thorne. Patty Cole, he's bald as well. Is that the, they my now? Yeah, I'm afraid you're limited enough. Who's the cool rolled heads? Look, tell me about your role models in terms of your just get out of bed. Freddie Lumberg, he doesn't have any hair. Freddie had purple hair when it was at his pinnacle for Arsenal. Freddie, though, it was purple. Now he doesn't have any, so...

So I am...

Who are your role models? For hair. Yeah. Who do you like? Apart from... But you do as always... No, I don't have any hair role models. Apart from the mother in Brookside. I don't... I don't have any hair role models. Bookside. You do. If you think of the way...

I don't have a hair role model.

How can you have a hair role model?

I don't have a hair role model. How can you have a hair role model? I don't. But you said I want to have a look that just get out of bed look. Yeah. Yeah, but now you've seen that look on other people and go, I want to look like them. No, no, no, no, because I've always had this look with my hair, Tommy. You know that. I haven't styled it on somebody who just got out of bed I want to look as if it's dishevelled

Yeah this look with my hair, Tommy, you know that. I haven't styled it on somebody who's just got out of bed.

I want to look as if it's disheveled. Yeah. And that's what I've been aiming.

And tell us about the receding hairline and the hair transplants. Yes, right. As you can see. Because you could get away with that now.

No, I don't know.

But as you can see, it's going back up here.

Yeah, you can see that.

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