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The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 13 April 2022
⏱️ 33 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:02.5 | Hello there. |
| 0:06.0 | You're about to watch an episode of The Daily Show. |
| 0:09.2 | That means there's some news and some jokes on the way. |
| 0:12.5 | So if you like laughing and news, you're in the right f***ing place, honey. |
| 0:18.0 | Coming to you from New York City, we only did it in America. |
| 0:23.5 | It's The Daily Show. |
| 0:25.5 | Tonight, inflation, come in, flake. |
| 0:29.4 | Elon Musk, Bruce Twitter, and Don Stanley. |
| 0:34.4 | This is The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. |
| 0:39.4 | You're watching The Daily Show. |
| 0:55.4 | Welcome to The Daily Show. |
| 0:57.4 | I'm Trevor Noah, and you're my live audience. |
| 1:01.4 | You're live. |
| 1:02.4 | This is happening. |
| 1:03.4 | Thank you so much. |
| 1:04.4 | Take a seat. |
| 1:05.4 | Take a seat, guys. |
| 1:06.4 | Thank you. |
| 1:07.4 | Yesterday was our first show back with a live audience, and it was super exciting. |
| 1:12.4 | It's been so much fun. |
| 1:13.4 | But I do want to acknowledge something really quickly, and this is completely true. |
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