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Warning, the following special podcast report may include

Disney property that resembles the film Children of Men,

freakish mashups of fish and waffles,

and an emotionally draining bathroom visit.

Jekise Neal regales us with travel tales from Shanghai Disney and so much more on today's podcast, The Ride. The Ride, a theme park podcast, which is making an extremely wise decision by not attempting an opening joke in Chinese.

I'm Scott Gerdner.

I executed that decision and Mike Carlson probably agrees.

Thank God, yeah.

You imagine it because you might think like, that'd be a cute thing to do.

We do a little welcome to, but then we translate it and then like knowing how we pronounce

things, I think in one syllable syllable we are not only mocked but

canceled oh yeah that's probably yeah there could be it could be any version of just embarrassment

to just we're not allowed to broadcast somehow mm-hmm that doesn't stop other people

the airs that no body governs whatsoever it'd be kind of weird because there are other people that are doing much more offensive things, but somehow maybe that would happen to us. I don't know. We would pronounce things so offensively. Jason Jared and Hillen. Look, you do it in Mandarin, the Cantonese speakers are mad. You're doing Cantonese, the Mandarin speakers are mad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And probably both sides are like, which one were they doing?

Didn't sound like either.

Yeah.

Well, we're going to stay away from that.

We will focus on English here.

Smart.

Yeah, I believe so.

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