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From Hollywood, California, by way of the Broken Skull Ranch, this is the Steve Austin Show.

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Now, here's Steve Austin.

All right, everybody welcome the Steve Austin Austin show why I'm coming to even

the mean streets of loss hang at least California today I got a hell of a

podcast for you my damn head is hurting but I got a hell of a podcast for you hey God name you all know that we

remodeled his house and over here on the side of the house we put in a window and

when you crank the handle on the window and the inside the bottom edge of that window lifts up on the outside.

Well, I was walking by the side of the house, not paying attention.

Basically, I had my dog scoop and I was picking up some dog mess in the back of the house and

God day I wasn't looking I was walking with my head down and I ran right damn in the middle of that damn corner right on my forehead and God dang I might as

well I had a razor blade in my hand and got color. God dang I started bleeding like a stuck pig.

So I walked in the damn house, and you know how when you walk into something, it just pisses you off.

It makes you mad because it's like, God dang, you didn't see that fricking window there really now my head's bleeding

walk in the house my wife's in her eating breakfast she said what are you

doing I'm picking up the dog mess. I said, just busted my head open. And she looks at me. She goes, oh my God, I got this blood pouring out of my head. Anyway, I got this band-aid system on there.

We went into the bathroom, she bandaged me up,

put a bunch of rubbing alcohol on that damn thing.

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