Podcast 1 presents the Steve Austin Show Classics.

Shane Helms, what's the word on the street down in North Carolina?

Man, I heard there's a hurricane coming down here man, but you know I think we think it's all pretty calm and cool

and collected these days so we're doing pretty good how about yourself.

I said there's an earthquake coming through Cali ain't got here yet there's been a

couple in the past but I said there's a big one on the way too so I'm kind of

looking forward to that one I'm not looking forward to it looking forward to it not happening so I'm kind of like a

long tail cat in a room full of rockins out here in Cali man. I can handle hurricanes

and tornadoes with all due respect, but them earthquakes kind of rattle me up a little bit.

Have you ever been through one before?

No, just a little one, the ones I've been through, because I live in Marina del Rey.

I think we live on something that's called like the alluvial plane or whatever, like a big bunch of yellow to put it in basic perspective.

So the few little ones that we've had, it feels like something yellow to put it in basic perspective.

So the few little ones that we've had, it feels like something just kind of, it feels

like someone just drove their car into the side of the house, it's just like, boom, and then it stops.

Now my wife was in that big one that happened a few years back I mean that

that Mac daddy one and she wouldn't sleep in her house for like I think four or five

days because she was thought thing that was going to fall down so I don't know dude

that's the only thing about

Cali that bothers me that in the traffic. Hey what are you up to now? What are you doing?

I was actually in one when I was doing that Ready to Rumble movie.

So this was back in 99.

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