Shame, Abortion, Floss | The Sarah Silverman Podcast
The Sarah Silverman Podcast
Lemonada Media
4.6 • 4.7K Ratings
🗓️ 8 September 2022
⏱️ 40 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, everybody. It's your best friend, Sarah. I'm so happy to be back. We were here on |
| 0:21.6 | and off, but there were a lot of best dubs, which was actually really fun to listen to, |
| 0:27.1 | from so far back. But here we are. Boy, what is it? Three months ago, I think, on the show, |
| 0:37.2 | I talked about how I was grossed out that Rory used warm water in our shared electric toothbrush |
| 0:46.5 | water pick thing, and didn't even think about that the gross thing to people was that we used |
| 0:54.1 | the same toothbrush. I didn't think anything of it. I was shocked by what a big deal it was. |
| 1:00.6 | And then I went, I had to promote my show, the musical, the bed wetter, and I went on the view, |
| 1:06.8 | and they were just all over me about how disgusting it was. And I thought I made a really good point. |
| 1:12.7 | I was like, don't we all kiss our lovers where we pee? How is sharing a toothbrush gross when that's |
| 1:21.6 | a given? But they just thought I was even grosser. And it's very interesting how that affected us, |
| 1:31.5 | because not consciously, or at least not consciously, for me, first of all, |
| 1:37.5 | Rory's hearing from all his bros back home in Long Island about, oh, he used the same toothbrush, |
| 1:44.7 | gross man, whatever, seeing them in the news. And you know, I forget that he, you know, |
| 1:51.2 | that I am not just representing myself anymore. And you know, he's going to get a lot of shit for |
| 1:58.0 | stuff I talk about on here. And listen, he knows that's just what comes with it. But also, |
| 2:03.4 | I feel a little bad. I just didn't even think twice when I mentioned it. I was just talking about |
| 2:07.9 | gross. It was that he uses warm water in it. I like cold water. I don't know, but someone did point |
| 2:16.8 | out to me recently that you, you wash dishes and stuff with warm water. And so you're washing your |
| 2:22.7 | teeth. That makes sense. I don't know. I guess that was a good point, but it grossed me out because to |
| 2:26.7 | me, it just is like saliva point being what? I think maybe unconsciously, maybe it was conscious on |
| 2:34.4 | his part. But we have not been using the same toothbrush anymore. So, uh, congratulations society. |
| 2:43.2 | You shamed my lover enough that he pulled out his, uh, what is it? Sonic hair fusion that he had |
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