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The Raven Effect

Shalt thou count to three, no more, no less

The Raven Effect

The Raven Effect

Tv & Film, Wrestling, Comedy, Sports, Music

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2025

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

This week, we start off with the absurd and awesome as Raven has found The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch and we learn about useless but cool things that Raven and the Eenie Meanies have purchased or had gifted to them; We're asking the big questions that all people wonder about in life, and talk about the sexual gauntlet; Raven clears out a storage warehouse, and reveals what was inside that listeners can buy; Wrestler business ventures that were successful, and others that weren't; The oddities of wrestlers losing size after they retire, and epic battles we should have gotten, but never did; Raven treats everyone to a dramatic reading of Monty Python and the Holy Grail; Taylor Swift getting married is big news, but Rich tops it with an announcement of his own; Raven has a hot take on Rowan Atkinson; Fanmail, and of course, all the usual perversions. The show now has a Facebook page, so go CHECK IT OUTFollow the guys on social mediaRaven - @theRavenEffectFeeney - @theccnetwork1& @k100konnanBuy yourself some Raven shirts: https://www.prowrestlingtees.com/ravenOr even some Feeney shirts: https://www.prowrestlingtees.com/ccwithjoefeeneyHave Raven say things that you want him to say, either for yourself or for someone you want to talk big-game shit to by going to http://www.cameo.com/ravenprime1Sign up for Patreon by going to http://www.patreon.com/TheRavenEffect it's only $5 a month! Get extra content AND watch the show!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-raven-effect--5166640/support.

Transcript

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0:00.0

The world is a vampire.

0:03.8

The Raven Effect with pro wrestling superstar Raven.

0:07.5

A cornucopia of stupidity masquerading as a podcast.

0:11.0

Critics have hailed it as everything from...

0:13.0

Who's this Raven jerk?

0:14.5

And...

0:15.1

If you want clever discourse, nonsensical banter, and incessant rambling,

0:20.2

well, this is the show for you.

0:22.2

The spite of my rage, I'm still just a red in a cage.

0:27.6

Ladies, gentlemen, idiots, flusies, and reprobates.

0:38.0

This is Raven.

0:38.7

Hello and welcome.

0:51.9

Hello and welcome to the Raven Effect podcast.

0:53.6

We've got two two chicks fighting over a dick.

0:59.3

Over a dick.

1:00.9

We're like two seagulls fighting over a fucking discarded French friend.

1:04.4

I couldn't think what they're discarded.

1:05.8

The sequels were fighting over.

1:08.4

The fiendian and rich guy on a cat fight. Yeah, it's because I'm, we did on, it's because I'm on the boom boom stick. On Patriot, on Patreon. The boom. What do you snort in, Feeney? Oh, yeah. What do you snorten? Boom, boom. Is that, is it? Is that your 50% nicotine boom boom? No, no, it's Are you smoking marijuana on the show here? It's just menthol,

1:31.4

Peri, Boom, boom. Is that your 50% nicotine, boom, boom? No, no, it's, it's just...

1:28.6

Or you're smoking marijuana on the show here.

1:30.7

It's just menthol, peppermine oil, grapefruit oil, and blah, blah, blah.

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