Shale Varsity, or How To Get Stupid Rich And Still Finish .500

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4.8 • 3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 June 2022

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Notes… Yet another discussion of Noah, History's First Regretful Boat Owner The World Cup gives D.C. what it really craves: sports disappointment The petrochemical state of the SEC West, including one school we think might burn chickens for heat LeBron James, French Toast Hercules Let's assume LIV Football will be a thing and figure out who's joining up, when, and why, and what the NCAA will do in response (it's nothing, absolutely nothing) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hobby Lobby and I share the same passions, which are painting models and stealing the
0:05.4	antiquities of ancient Babylonia.
0:07.4	The fucking Nicholas Cage of the fertile crescent and selling patterned ribbons to for a dollar.
0:20.9	All I really want to do is make this model train sets grass look extra realistic and also
0:26.8	hoist the crest of homerabi from his chest inside his tomb.
0:31.8	I'm just trying to like I have this little this little rip in my vast and I just want to
0:38.0	sew it up but also I want to see the original Gilgamesh on the way.
0:43.3	Turns out Moon Knight loves Macromay.
0:46.5	Listen, I don't believe in pornography and that is because I'm an evangelical Christian
0:53.5	that is also why I've spent $83 million trying to purchase this uniform pornography slab.
1:00.5	Yeah, this naked this stage of it's from a queen 30,000 years ago.
1:10.2	I just set it up next to like the Disney Princess balloons in my hobby lobby.
1:17.1	Most people believe that Enkidu plowing the actual path of the Euphrates with his gigantic
1:23.9	dick is a metaphor.
1:25.7	I don't.
1:26.7	I see the truth.
1:27.7	I see the truth of Gilgamesh's literal.
1:30.1	I think Enkidu and Kendrick Lamar they both have a verse about fucking the world.
1:35.3	That's the handshake meme right?
1:37.6	The like Enkidu Lamar.
1:39.8	Enkidu fucking the world.
1:42.6	I think the world for 72,000 years.
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