This is the podcast for April 30th, 2010. It's not safe for work.

It's a Jeff Glass and Blue Girl podcast.

There's a quote about, about, I don't know who wrote it.

I always describe unknown quotes to Anatol, France.

So I'll just say, you know, it was probably Anatole France who said.

It was one of Shakespeare's unpublished manuscripts that I read up in the Folger Library.

Yes.

Few know of this.

You know, that's the big central focus of the Harvard Lamboon's big book of college life on faking it at a college cocktail party is make-up stuff about Shakespeare.

Yeah.

If you're ever caught, say, well, I just read some of his mistranslated yeah yeah unpublished manuscripts at the

folder library i'm sorry you're unfamiliar with them yes the interlidial notes of two gentlemen of

verona of time and of athens no that was his working title for the merry wives windsor did you know

just never admit you're wrong go full snob and just that was his working title for the Merry Wives of Windsor. Didn't you know?

Just never admit you're wrong.

Go full snob.

And look at people over your spectacles. Yes, and make sure you develop an intense hatred for some romantic poet.

Yes.

Byron?

Let's reread some of his so-called poems.

And if you smash your glass against the fireplace.

And the girl, the cute girl down at the end of the cocktail party thing.

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