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My name is Doug, and I love minis.

This is Doug Loves Minis.

The show that thanks all of you for your kind words

about the most recent episode of Doug Loves movies.

Coming to you from DLMHQ in Los Angeles. There's a some sort of loud

vehicle going by right now. It's Sunday, Oscar Sunday, February 27th. Let's call it the 26th. February 26th, 2017. Doug plugs. I'm going to live

tweet the Oscars tonight. And then tomorrow, I'm going to live tweet the Oscars tonight. And then tomorrow, I'm going to be on at midnight on Comedy Central at 1130 Eastern and Pacific,

followed at midnight by the premiere of the High Court, featuring me, which will be on four nights a week at midnight,

11 Central, two episodes on Thursday.

Please watch it if you can.

Plus, the first three episodes will be available day of show on the

Comedy Central app for free. And then after that, you have to pay for a cable to get on the app and watch

more episodes on the app. Tuesday, February 28th, I'm flying to Tampa, Florida,

where I'm doing a show on Wednesday night, March 1st.

It's a stand-up show, but bring your name tags if you want to get up on stage and humiliate yourself

in a round of The Last Man's Den or kick ass if that's what you're going to do. But keep in

mind, it could go either way. Then I'm off on the 311 cruise, which of course has been sold out for months and months and months.

And should be a very lovely time.

And you can also look for me if you're in Austin, Texas for South by Southwest.

If you have a badge, you can get into Douglas Movies tapings

and an interruption of Leprecon 5, is it?

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