No.

This is creepy.

A podcast dedicated to sharing the most famous chilling and disturbing creepy pastas and urban legends in the world.

Whether these stories truly happened or are simply fabrications is for you to decide.

These stories may contain graphic depictions of violence and explicit language.

Listener discretion is advised.

For our first story this evening, when a high school senior discovers a new paint

mixer at her job, she soon finds herself caught between cosmic horror and workplace creeps.

Creepy presents.

Shake well before using.

Written by Sam Logan and narrated by Heather Thomas.

It was a slow day in the prime and shine paint store,

except for the intrusive commands that were implanted directly in my brain

like a compulsive thought that I had no control over.

No obvious source of the articulation,

silent and directionless.

Feed me.

Despite the lack of sound waves to carry the command,

my brain was like a metal detector that sensed its source through proximity.

The Mixmaster Turbo, Model 3940808-0.

The two-in-one industrial paint mixer and shaker arrived earlier in the day, and I was tasked with

setting it up before closing the store when my shift ended.

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