Shake It For Me

Almost Friday Podcast

Almost Friday Media

Improv, Business, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Stand-up, Entrepreneurship

4.7 • 673 Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2025

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Fleet Week came early this episode as we unpack a high school cheating story that somehow leads to military service. Will almost quits the pod to join a fake company, Liam thinks he’s turning Japanese, and Binder threw a party to save company morale and gave a guy a tattoo.SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: LIGHTSTRIKE - THE FIRST HARD BEVERAGE BUILD FOR THE LONG GAME. VISIT https://www.drinklightstrike.com TODAY OR FIND LIGHTSTRIKE ON INSTACART! Your summer wardrobe awaits! Get 20% off @chubbies with the code friday at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/friday #chubbiespod CANCEL YOUR UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTIONS BY GOING TO https://rocketmoney.com/ALMOSTFRIDAY DOWNLOAD THE BETMGM APP AND USE BONUS CODE “AFPOD” AND YOU WILL GET UP TO A $1500 FIRST BET OFFER ON YOUR FIRST WAGER! https://apps.apple.com/gb/app/betmgm-sports-betting-casino/id6446248500 00:00) - Intro (01:38) - Skyler and the JAPs (04:50) - I Think I'm Turning Japanese? (07:29) - EA College Football Gay Cheerleader (10:08) - Emily's Marine Story (17:06) - Someone Else Will Raise Your Children For You (20:07) - Steve McNair Documentary (20:52) - Demarcus Cousins (23:10) - Angel Reese (26:39) - Tunafishing (28:02) - Bourne Bridge (31:07) - Will's Wedding Highlights (33:25) - Will's Prayer Mat (37:46) - Will Got A Text (40:27) - Will is a Hero (41:50) - Stick and Poke (46:49) - Viral Two Friends Party / Binder Blast (52:12) - Cracker of the Week (56:41) - Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Caitlin Clark, shake it for me, girl, shake it for me, girl, shake it for me.
0:09.0	Caitlin Clark, shake it for me, girl, shake it for me, girl, shake it for me, girl, shake it for me.
0:16.0	Except you have a sick-ass caterpillar across your upper lip and in a nice undercarriage and
0:23.8	I've got nothing except you got a nice under nice under carriage big ass caterpillar hairy ass lips and
0:32.5	mouth nice teeth I got nothing I'm all crooked you're not crooked smooth No. That's what some of the comments are saying. Everyone's saying your... Unless everyone said some nice stuff now, then I guess I could make it to next week. I could do another episode. If the comments were good enough, then I could do another episode. Otherwise, this is the last one, which... It might be. Okay, this is the last episode. It's fine.
0:56.5	Crock on wood. Crock on wood.
1:00.2	Oh, man. I'm excited for you to
1:03.6	see my character today. I was up to
1:06.3	burn the midnight all working on it. I showed you my character yesterday, so you're
1:09.7	going to be disappointed. I... Pass me both. I'll make a decision. I walked by your room on the way to get my bike and your doors closed and your lights off and I had a dilemma of do I be annoying and go wake you up or do I trust you? And I made the right decision. I heard, no, I heard you coming by. That was me, uh, uh, I was watching a lot of videos in my phone. I won't lie. It's okay. What do you think I should go with? These are these. Let me see. I want to give Jap. Oh, you have to go with those. Okay. Those are giving jap, period, queen.
1:45.3	Giving what?
1:46.2	Jap.
1:46.7	Jewish American.
1:47.8	Okay.
1:48.9	Right there.
1:49.4	We got a Jap right there.
1:50.5	One of our, uh...
1:51.6	Hey.
1:52.8	Our lovely director here made a music video in college, Skyler, about Jewish American princesses and he is Jewish
2:02.0	and he ended up losing a job over it
2:04.4	because he's offensive
2:06.4	and he's like I am Jewish I made this video
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