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Harmontown

Shahruz the Web Guru

Harmontown

Harmontown Productions LLC

Comedy

4.83.8K Ratings

🗓️ 10 May 2013

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

After a well meaning stranger poisons the audience with beef fungus, Chinese Ironman, Eddie Murphy, John Landis and Yakov Smirnoff are discussed. In D&D, everyone dies. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Here ye ye ye!

0:07.0

The synch of the myo edition of Hormontown is in session.

0:15.0

Please welcome the mayor of Hormontown, Dan Hormont!

0:22.0

Thank you.

0:29.0

Guest Comptroller, Camel Nanjiani.

0:39.0

Anybody come here to see Jeff Davis tonight?

0:44.0

Y'all's got fucked.

0:45.0

Just wanted to make sure you brought him something.

0:47.0

Oh, what did you bring him?

0:48.0

Herpes.

0:50.0

He can't get it twice.

0:52.0

Yeah, he's got it.

0:54.0

No, you can't look that handsome and not have herpes.

1:00.0

Ginger snap super cookies.

1:01.0

Yeah, well see.

1:02.0

For you and podcast land, experiencing this only through audio,

1:06.0

a guy who looks, I would describe as a sleepy Scott Thompson from kids in the hall,

1:13.0

in an Oxford shirt sitting by himself with a satchel between his legs,

1:17.0

said, I brought Jeff something and unzip the satchel and pulled out a sealed bag

1:23.0

of super cookies.

1:25.0

They're probably vegan cookies, right?

1:27.0

Right, right.

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