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Harmontown

Language is Thought and Spiders are Black People

Harmontown

Harmontown Productions LLC

Comedy

4.83.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2013

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Summary

An all around provocapalooza surrounding language, race, religion, science, bugs, moms and fake dinosaurs. In D&D, the characters awake in Ye Olde Arena Milieu. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hello, everybody. Happy Mother's Day. Welcome to Harman Town. Happy Sunday. Once again,

0:16.7

Harman Town is in session. I'm back, Jeff Davis, your commentroller. Once you please

0:21.1

welcome to the stage the mayor of Harman Town, Mr. Dan Harman.

0:30.1

Thank you. Happy Mother's Day. No more wire hangers, you guys. We watched Mommy

0:38.0

Dearest today and in bed, Erin and I did. We weren't doing it thematically. We

0:44.2

acted. We just we've been on this Joan Crawford kick and we just happened to

0:47.9

be Ellison, she turned to me. She's we're watching Mommy Dearest on Mother's Day,

0:50.9

but it's a good one to watch at any day. I think about that movie a lot mostly

0:56.0

because I want her bathroom in that first scene with all the shower and nozzles. I

0:59.4

want a lot of that house. Yeah, the house is really good. But yeah, I was fast at

1:04.5

watching it. It made me remember because that's that was like when I was a kid. I

1:08.1

would and I remember, you know, America was fascinated with that movie. My mom

1:12.4

really liked that movie. She was into it. She quoted a lot. She'd joke like no more

1:16.8

wire hangers like when she would find herself giving hysterical. She'd

1:20.6

she'd self a face by saying stuff like that. But also she would do so much from

1:25.6

the movie. And I was like, did she get the idea from the movie or was she or

1:31.2

did the movie make her feel better by, you know, it's like, oh, I didn't use a

1:34.5

whole can of comic cleanser. I just I just wanted to clean the bathroom a little

1:39.9

bit. I don't know. Happy Mother's Day. My mom I called my mom today as you all

1:46.2

did. Or did you? Yeah. Anybody not called her mom? So you weren't making the

1:54.2

joke that Goldberg was making. He called out. Yeah, we did called my mom. Get it.

1:57.8

He fucked my mom. Okay. Well, payback is fair, right? Yeah, sure. No, you

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