Shady Doctor’s Giving Parking Lot Implants
The Sports Junkies
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🗓️ 21 October 2025
⏱️ 14 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Junkies coming to you live on the road from Care First Arena as the Wizards prepare for their season opener against the Milwaukee Bucks. |
| 0:08.8 | C.J. McCollum from the Wizards, he'll join us in just about an hour at 9 o'clock. |
| 0:13.4 | And Von Miller from the commanders at 920s. |
| 0:16.4 | Milwaukee Bucks projected starting five, obviously Janus, Miles Turner, Gary Trent, Jr., Kevin Porter, Jr., and former wizard. |
| 0:29.2 | Oh, the guy JP hates, Kuzma. |
| 0:33.1 | Kyle Kuzma. |
| 0:34.3 | Yes. |
| 0:35.4 | I don't hate him. I just don't hold him in high regard. I think he's not a player that helps your team win. Well, he's a starter. Here's what distresses me about that starting five. You mentioned Gary Trent, Jr. Yeah. I remember watching the OG Gary Trent. Do you play at Ohio? Yes, Ohio. Yeah. I just remember watching him much more than watching his son. And his son is now a full grown-ass man playing in the NBA. That's because you're close to dying, Cakes. You don't realize it, but you're close to dying. It's not great. I don't like thinking about it, but thanks. Thanks for that update. |
| 1:11.6 | I think about it every day. |
| 1:12.6 | I know. |
| 1:13.6 | I understand. I pretty much do. Like, how do you think about it every day? I look at a mirror and I go, you look... You just go... You just go through life and you're like, well, I'm 55. How do you not? in the mirror and I go, you look like you 200 years old. |
| 1:25.4 | Yeah, you think like... |
| 1:26.6 | I know, but that doesn't still make me think of like, I'm going to die. |
| 1:29.1 | The next logical progression is dead. I look in the mirror and I go, you look at you're 200 years old. Yeah, you think like, but that doesn't still make me think of like, I'm going to die. |
| 1:44.4 | The next logical progression is death. It makes me think I'm three quarters-ish of the way through my life. Very depressing. Very depressing. Yeah, it's. Yeah, I mean. Do you think about death? Not as much as Bickel. I don't really think about it. I think E.B. is the one seed. I'm clearly the two seed. |
| 1:46.3 | Of course I think about it, but not every day. |
| 1:44.6 | I think about dying, I don't know think about it. I think E.B. is the one seed. I mean, I think about it, sure. Of course I think about it, but not every day. |
| 2:00.6 | I think about dying, I don't know, 100 times a day. I don't know if I do it 100 times. It's almost like you want to. No, I'm just trying to fend it off. I'm trying to fend it off. I'm trying to take all the vitamins. Trying to do all the saunas and all the exercise. When you say you think about it, you think about how you're going to die? |
| 2:04.3 | No. Or just the... Sometimes I wonder, is today the day that, like, an 18-wheeler just smashes it? You know what? I'm glad you brought that. Well, that's... Yesterday. Yeah. When I was leaving to go in the parking garage, okay, downstairs from where we work at 10, 15, |
| 2:21.4 | Half Street. |
| 2:22.1 | Right. |
| 2:22.5 | I walk out. |
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