Shadow

The Rewatcher

Morbid Network

Tv & Film, Comedy, Morbid

4.5 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2024

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Dreg the Melting Goblin comes to town bearing gifts and FINALLY graces us with the nameless ‘Bring-It-On’ Demon's name. She summons the most adorable monsters we've ever seen, and sends it on a mission to find the key! Meanwhile Joyce gets distressing news at HIPAA Violation Memorial Hospital, and Buffy and Dawn reel from the shock. Riley continues to be bitch-made, making assumptions instead of being legitimately helpful. Rewatch, listen & laugh as Ash and Alaina declare their sweaters a sniff free zone, Ash get attacked by the podlab, and Riley suffers a fall from grace. And don’t forget to follow us @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!!

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0:00.0	Hey Prime members, you can listen to the Re-Wacher Buffy the Vampire Slayer early and
0:06.1	add free on Amazon Music. Download the app today.
0:09.2	Previously on the re-watcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
0:17.0	It is a thirst trap, but I don't like his outfit.
0:20.0	Sanctimonious, that's why I can't stand him.
0:23.0	Right off the bat, we're fucking unhinged today.
0:26.0	Shocked by camera legend Kaser enthusiasts,
0:28.0	didn't you also think that you broke your pelvis on?
0:31.0	That's a completely different story that does not pertain to any event.
0:35.3	Now I wish I had bothered you. It wasn't a splinter. It was a spike.
0:41.2	I just clunk to the floor like a fucking lead balloon.
0:44.2	But her nose is like a perfect 1800's nose.
0:47.2	Yes.
0:47.8	And I don't know what that means.
0:49.2	Me neither.
0:50.0	And then the clock struck fish butts.
0:54.0	Like vomit is rising up of her esophagus.
0:57.3	Yeah.
0:57.9	Maybe you don't perfect a different time, you know?
1:00.0	Yep, for sure, bitch.
1:01.2	The cherry on top is he has a fucking eyebrow ring.
1:05.1	And I give you foot cream.
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