You're the faker, Jake.

You're the faker, Jake.

I'm the real Holden the McNally.

That's right. Holden the McNely, the bruiser, dude.

And let's, what are we doing, man? I feel like we should be selling drugs right now if we're

going to be doing this episode. Like we should be on the corner holding it down because we are

doing an episode on Shadow the Hedgehog. Introduce yourself of whatever, dude. I want to beat you up right now so hard.

You want to beat me up?

Well, let me tell you something.

If the world wants to make me its enemy, I will fight as I always have.

Now watch me cock an M16 rifle as if it was a shotgun.

You're fuck now, brother, man.

Well, if you're going to cock that cock, then I'm going to go ahead and get a hop on my

awesome rad motorcycle and listen to music that your mom would cry if she heard.

I don't have a mother, Holden.

I was invented by an old man.

And maybe I have lizard DNA. Also, I'm a hedgehog for no reason.

There's literally no reason for me to be a hedgehog, but I am the ultimate life form.

Damn, I guess I am the faker, man. Jake, we are doing it. Dude, Shad of the hedgehog is going to tell you to drop out of school and he isn't wrong.

No.

This is finally we're getting there.

Finally, we're at the true apex when we get at.

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